Tofu Bed


Translation/pinyin/lyrics by Ho@multistars.com

Tofu Bed

Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: ?


This is a live version of track 10 but with lyrics about the paparazzi, it is just a comedic song and is not available commercially. The song has a Taiwanese chorus and these are indicated with speech marks.

Your speed
Must be very fast
Or else you can't catch up
Crying while calling for your mother

Mother
I can't catch up
Jay's driving too fast
Can you change my car to a sports car for me to drive

It's still the same
You'll never catch up
It's not that your car is crap
It's that my skills are better

I'm in the distance
Watching you go through a red light
Dog be careful
Don't get hurt

Dear doggie buddy
No one is fond of you, no one loves you
I see you foolishly turn
Like a chicken
Wanting to fly

Dear doggie buddy
No one is fond of you, no one loves you
If you don't understand human talk
I'll teach you