Rooftop Funny Kitchen Version


Translation/pinyin/lyrics by Ho@multistars.com

Rooftop Funny Kitchen Version

Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Unknown


Singers: Jay Chou & Bowie Tseng (曾寶儀)

(Jay)In the middle of the night I couldn't get to sleep
In fact I was hungry
I have to go to the kitchen to eat something
(Bowie)In the middle of my dream I was woken up
I am still not sure
How can there be a person at the noise the refrigerator opening
I quietly go out of the door
Carrying a baseball bat over there
In fact it was that person who was just sleeping beside me before
(Jay)That person is that person who cooks me dinner everyday
We both have a sigh of relief
(Jay)There are strings of noodles
There are also two glutinous rice dumplings
Ho~ Ho~
(Bowie)There are strings of noodles
There are also two glutinous rice dumplings
(Bowie)Add some bean balm
And then take that strings of noodles and cook it all into a big bowl
(Jay)Add a bit of peanut powder
Cook it all into a big bowl
(Both)The moment when we are full
This minute this second sweating without end
(Jay)Stomach begins to be entangled
(Bowie)Most likely wasn't that bean balm
Quickly call the nearest hospital
(Jay)Or the overdue peanut powder
The nearest hospital
(Both)Being carried to the hospital this moment
This minute this second diarrhoea without end
(Jay)Face begins to be entangled
(Both)Really bad luck tonight
(Bowie)Who had a shit just before?
Who made you have a shit?
In the whole car the corpulent smell circling our side
(Jay)It was me~ It was you~ The corpulent smell circling our side
(Bowie)Who made me scared?
Who made you crazy?
Now I really want to find a place to hide for a bit
(Jay) It was me~ It was you~ Really want to find a place to hide for a bit