Princess Syndrome

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Princess Syndrome

Composer: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)
Lyricist: Jay Chou (周杰倫) (周杰伦)

Houyi is a mythological archer who shot down the 9 suns

OS: Aiyo bro, hi!
I'm not aiyo bro, I'm uncle Ju Pao, how are you? I'm ill!
Then listen to aiyo bro's Sunshine Homeboy then you'll be fine!
No no~ it won't get better...why's that? Because it's the princess syndrome!

Why do I have to go sunbathing, I have to go learn how to swim
When I surf I have to use just the one hand
It's all because you like sunshine boys, so I need to run on the beach
You throw the Frisbee and I have to catch it like a dog, woof

You want me to be like Houyi shooting down the sun
Because you say it's too hot
The boys laugh at you saying you live in your own fairytale world
You say how could you be called a princess if you didn't
It looks like this princess has quite a bad case of the illness

You say I've betrayed you while crying
I say where have I done that
You say in the dream

To say I love you a thousand times, this isn't a problem
I use music to treat your princess syndrome
You want me to package myself into a Hello Kitty
Well I'm going to look like I've got some problems

It doesn't matter I love you, even if you love yourself
I'll help you pop the spots and drive out the bad temper

If you suddenly get anxious and want a beautiful marriage
My castle says you're welcome